My parents taught me to side with justice. I came from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of other men. I’m known as a hero, an inspiration, a champion. It’s been a good life.
My parents’ killer was never brought to justice. I cloak myself in the very shadows the gunman used to hide his face from me. I’m known as urban myth, a frightening creature, the bogeyman. It is not a life I would wish on anyone.
Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.
Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!
1. Kill alpha male types
2. Achieve world peace
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"